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When You Look Just Like The Type Of Guy That Would Expose Himself In A Burger King...

9/4/2015

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Source- A man has been arrested after exposing himself at a Burger King in West Palm Beach, police said Thursday.

A witness told police that she saw Jefferson King, 33, exposing himself in a seat near the restrooms inside the restaurant located at 1210 North Dixie Highway.

When the woman made eye contact with King and asked him what he was doing he replied, "What? I'm playing with my penis!" the report said.

The manager was informed of the incident and asked King to leave. The manager said that King refused and continued to "stroke his penis."

King told the officers that he did nothing wrong and that he did not know what they were talking about, the report said.



Okay, so there are a couple of things working against me in this blog. First of all, we are going to have to agree to ignore the fact that this guy could potentially have a mental handicap, because that's not funny.  Also, we are going to have to agree that this is kind of a throwaway blog, because I don't have all that much to say here. However, you know when someone introduces themselves and you're like "ohhh, you totally look like a Michelle!". That's exactly what happened to me when I first saw this guy's mug shot and then read what his charges were. It's almost not even his fault for pulling his dick out in a Burger King, his appearance gave him no other choice.

P.S. In the interest of full disclosure, this was really just a reason to post this video, because it's exactly what I thought of when I read this story...
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