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Woman Admits to Sleeping With Midget Stripper After Giving BIrth To A Small Person

10/12/2014

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

Huffington Post- A newlywed who slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night surprised her husband nine months later – by giving birth to a dwarf.



​First of all, nailed it with politically correct title. If you follow up midget by calling them small people they offset. Everyone knows that. Also, what the fuck is a 'hen night'? That's got to be a Spanish thing, right? Fuckin' spaniards always trying to reinvent the wheel. Just call it a bachelorette party and be done with it. Plus, if you call it a bachelorette party the whole 'fucking a midget' thing can kind of be excused. 'Hen night' sounds so admirable and pure. You aren't allowed to let halfies* inside you on a hen night. I'm pretty sure the creator of the term would agree with me. Midget sex was not on the agenda when they created the concept.

On a more serious note, women should be able to do what they want with their bodies. There's not question about that. Pro choice for the fucking win. However, when you get impregnated by a midget stripped that baby has to get aborted 112 times out of a 100. I think that should be a standard rule. We have to limit the amount of morons we allow on this earth. The baby of a midget stripper and a person that cheats with a midget stripper is destined to be an unproductive member of society. That kid has no chance. For every dredge of humanity that grew up in a nice home with good parents, there are 5 kids born from tranny sex in the back of a pinto. By no means should you be out there ignoring all forms of birth control and then treating abortions like they're haircuts. But, let's look at the risk/reward here. You could have avoided the 'honey I boned a halfie' conversation. Even if you are pro life, sometimes you got to let your morals slide a little bit. We have all compromised our morals once or twice. She should have got the abortion and then had every single one of her eggs fried. No more fertility for you lady. You had your chance.

You can definitely sell this is as only half cheating, no? I think you can. Also, no one wants to get cheated on, but I would feel a little better about it if it was a midget stripper. It's like when your ex-girlfriend starts dating someone uglier than you. You get to walk around with that smirk on your face knowing she downgraded. Sure you feel like less of a man when you get cheated on, but that doesn't hold true when you are 3 feet taller than the other guy.

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5/1/2016 11:21:02 pm

You aren't allowed to let halfies* inside you on a hen night. I'm pretty sure the creator of the term would agree with me. Midget sex was not on the agenda when they created the concept.

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You aren't allowed to let halfies* inside you on a hen night. I'm pretty sure the creator of the term would agree with me. Midget sex was not on the agenda when they created the concept.

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10/4/2020 05:39:57 pm

Holy smokes, how did they know the kid was a dwarf at birth. Just how small is a baby little person and are they much smaller than a standard size? Anyhow it all sounds pretty awkward. I would still to full size strippers lol.

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