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Word To The Wise: Don't Televise Your Infidelity

8/27/2015

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BSO- A man’s date with his mistress went wrong after his wife spotted them together on TV during the live broadcast of a football match.

The man in Harbin, Heilongjiang province took his mistress to a football game while under the guise of hanging out with colleagues last week.

The pair did not wear football shirts like most fans, making them stand out when a cameraturned to the audience. The man’s wife and mother-in-law saw the pair on TV and “immediately went to the stadium to capture the mistress,” according to Tencent News.

The angry mother and daughter dragged the mistress out of the stadium by her hair, all the while cursing her. The dramatic scene drew dozens of onlookers who recorded the incident on their phones.

The three women later got into a taxi while the man disappeared, according to witnesses interviewed by Tencent News.



You know what, this may go against every commandment in the Bro Bible, but I am glad this fucking guy got caught cheating at a football game. I am not the cheating type, but let that be a lesson to all men out there not to take your side piece to a sporting event that's going to be broadcast on television. Do they not have sitcoms in China? Every time you go to a public place with someone you aren't supposed to be with and there are cameras you are going to somehow get caught. It's a time honored tradition as old as 'Saved By The Bell'. Shit, I'm just surprised an errant ball didn't mysteriously leave the field of play and clock this guy upside the head. That's what he gets for not only spitting in the face of fate, but not even dressing the part as he did it. I know it makes it easier to see with a little red box drawn around them, but I still don't understand how two people that are dressed relatively normally look so out of place. It's like they are emanating an aura of mischief. Must be one of those cases where you can just tell, based on almost nothing, that someone is acting shady.

Let's take away the fact that there are cameras around. A football game is a TERRIBLE place to bring a date. In fact, it's a better place to bring your wife. You and your wife know each other. You don't have to talk much. You're not trying to get in at other's pants. You can just sit there and enjoy the game without interruption. Generally I would say a male is the perfect companion for such an event, but if you had to bring a female, your wife is absolutely the choice. You don't try to impress a girl by bringing her to an event where she is not the focus of your attention. For someone who's fucking multiple women, he certainly doesn't know too much about them. 

Hey, I don't want to tell my fellow man how to choose a mate, but if you are a pathological cheater, don't marry the woman that's going to get in her car, buy a ticket to the game, and rip your date out of the stadium by her hair. Especially when that girl has enough trust issues to be watching a game she doesn't care about in hopes of catching you doing exactly what you were doing. That's not something you learn about someone later on in the relationship. You either know you got yourself a crazy bitch, or you do a hell of a job of ignoring the warning signs. I don't know the geography of China, but if I were him I would find the quickest way out of the country. Don't worry about your belongings, they are already ashes.
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