Word To The Wise: Get In The Penalty Box Before You Throw A Fit

Niclas Burström, this is not the proper way to enter the penalty box... #HV71 #SAIK #SHL pic.twitter.com/T4GolSNdNn

— Robert Söderlind (@HockeyWebCast) September 17, 2015

You see? That's why you get in the penalty box prior to throwing a hissy fit. Keep your abuse to that of the verbal variety until you get into an enclosed place where you can kick, punch, and throw whatever you want without reprimand. This guy tried to get fancy with his feet and, surprise surprise, he ended up making himself look like an asshole. Now he ruined his small time frame of being allowed to be mad. You can't fall down like a toddler learning to walk and get up pissed off. He wasted  that moment. Now he has to laugh at himself. Now he just has to sit there while the whole crowd gets a chuckle at his expense. All because he wanted to kick the boards. Come on man. That's like 50% of the reason the game is played with a stick. So you can slam it against shit when you get irrationally furious at a referee for a penalty that was probably the right call anyway. Just make sure you do it better than this guy...