Would You Rather Be The Guy Spraying A Hallucinating Homeless Person With a Hose On Christmas Eve, Or the Actual Homeless Person?
Vice- Some guy calling himself "Dollar BIllions" made a video this week called "How to Get a Crackhead off Your Motherfuckin' Front Porch." In it, an apparently hallucinating woman who wants to buy drugs, gets sprayed with a garden hose on a 57 degree Christmas Eve morning.
I'm not saying I have a problem with spraying a homeless person with a hose after they encroach on your property. I don't care if it is 57 degrees or -57 degrees. Chances are if your are hallucinating you are going to need a wake-up call. Fair to say that gushing freezing water in your face falls under the category of a reality check. If you don't want your only outfit to get ruined on Christmas Eve you simply have to be better at being a homeless person. Taking a bunch of LSD and wandering the streets on Christmas Eve morning is reckless behavior for anyone. From homeless people on up to CEO's. You start walking into stranger's backyards you are lucky if you walk away only needing the use of someone's dryer.
I am saying that this guy (appropriately named 'Dollar Billions' because he has the exact opposite of a billion dollars) probably has just as much to live for as the crackhead invading his yard. Christmas Eve is generally a time when most people are busy. Whether it be wrapping presents, buying presents (if your'e any asshole like me), or getting plans together to see family. Not for 'Dollar Billions'. He spends his Christmas Eve morning rolling blunts, and devising plans to torture homeless people while going viral in the process. You can do whatever you wish to get a 'mothafuckin crackhead off your front porch'. Most of the time I would sympathize with the homeowner. However, this guy apparently let this woman stay there all night . If you knowingly have a homeless person on your property for hours, while you mastermind the fastest way to spread your gap toothed grin throughout the inter webs, I start to side with the homeless person.
Who's been doing more pan handling? The woman that literally lives on the street and has to depend on other's for drug money, or 'Dollar Billions' begging for attention and viral video status. Since we are clearly going the steps route; Step 1 for getting your video viral is not talking about your video going viral. Step 2 is to make sure it goes viral for the right reasons. When you have a large majority of people siding with a drugged up street dweller you are doing it wrong.
P.S. Possibly the most hood rich outfit in history. No hate on that front.
P.P.S. Still rather be the guy doing my drugs with a roof over my head and a jacket on my back.