Hey you! Yeah you, in the American flag bandana! Don't do that. Don't you patronize this piss drunk broad with the disingenuous "wrap it up" clap. Not because she doesn't need to have that megaphone taken from her in the WORST way possible, but because you are the one who enabled this entire situation by letting her have it in the first place. If your goal was to stop this girl from embarrassing herself than you're about 2 and a half minutes late so why don't we let her decide when she's finished rambling about nothing on her own accord. If there was going to be a time to intervene it was when she was proclaiming the shame she feels for having an abortion and you missed that cue so now you have to wait until she's done solving the world's problems and publicly declaring her major that I am fairly certain doesn't even exist.
I know you weren't the one that poured the liquor down her throat, but you definitely got her drunk on power by putting a voice enhancer in her hand. Might as well have signed her up for karaoke and then immediately bought her 5 more shots of 'Fireball'. There's no difference between this and placing her atop the bar to dance when you know she's wearing a skirt and no underwear. Sometimes you just have to sternly tell inebriated females "no" or you risk being the primary facilitator of their humiliation. Nothing more humiliating than this verbal car accident that I just couldn't bring myself to turn a deaf a ear to. At least when she wakes up hungover and gets sent this video she'll have someone other than herself and the alcohol to blame, because Uncle Sam's meathead nephew has to know better than giving the stuttering girl that's waving her lit cigarette around like she's hailing a 2AM taxi a louder voice.