You Think JPP Was Mildly Annoyed When He Found Out Swaggy P Narrowly Avoided Death By Firework?
I genuinely don't think Jason Pierre-Paul is a vengeful dude that is actively rooting for others to suffer from the misfortune that he, himself, was forced to recover from. After all, he is the preeminent spokesperson for fireworks safety now. Can't really hold that title if you are patiently waiting for someone else with the same level of notoriety to surpass you in pyrotechnical ignorance.
That, however, doesn't mean that I don't think the thought of losing 'The Most Harmful Explosive Accident Amongst Celebrities' title didn't cross his mind as Swaggy P so confidently raised an active mortar high above his head like the ignoramus that he happens to be. Stupidity - like everything else - is all relative, and if Nick Young was going to invite danger into his life then you bet your sweet ass that JPP wouldn't have been heartbroken if it indirectly gave him someone that could make him feel better about his own ineptitude with illuminations. Taking responsibility for your actions is only our secondary reaction after doing something dumb. Attempting to point the finger at someone doing something slightly more dumb is always Plan A. He will never EVER say it out loud, but you just know that the second that fireball narrowly missed Swaggy P's brainless noggin JPP experienced the tiniest bit of disappointment and wondered what he ever did to that bitch Karma to deserve his 3 fingered fate.
P.S. You think getting a second hand look at her now former fiancee nearly decapitating himself made Iggy Azalea feel better about her breakup, or is she also too unintelligible to understand how big of a bullet she dodged? Yeah, you're right...
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