You'll Never Guess Who Came Away From This Lil' Wayne And 2 Chainz Interview Looking Like A Better Person

JR Smith had to let out quite the sigh of relief once this interview was over, right? He probably held his breath for 8 straight minutes once Bomani Jones, Dan Le Batard, and Papi started going down the pregame partying path. I know he played a starring role in about half the segment so he didn't exactly come away from it squeaky clean, but he's basically straightedge compared to JaMarcus Russell and Dajuan Wagner. Credit to Lil' Wayne and 2 Chainz - who have quite literally smoked themselves stupid - for accidentally making JR Smith look like the consummate professional by comparison. They managed to reference two of the only athletes those resumes make JR Smith's look flawless. It was completely unintentional, but two unbelievably stoned rappers made the guy that has gotten fined for untying his opponent's shoes MULTIPLE TIMES during professional basketball games seem mature. That's certainly no small feat.

I also need to shoutout Lil' Wayne. Not because he is anything more than a functioning retard at this point in his life, but because he's still managing to produce music people listen to as a functioning retard. It basically took him 5 minutes of airtime to say "JR Smith and I fucked the same girl", and anyone with a brain already assumed that anyway. If I was at a bar with Lil' Wayne and he started telling a story I would interrupt him to go to the bathroom and just hope that he was too high to remember he was in the middle of a story by the time I got back. He literally couldn't recount one his most "memorable" nights in even a mildly comprehendible fashion, yet he's able to get on stage and recite the lyrics to hundreds and hundreds of his songs. In some weird, ass backwards way that's actually impressive. ​