The most obvious way to react to this video would be to slowly shake your head while sighing and muttering "fucking soccer" through a light snicker. After all, helplessly flailing to the ground like you just stepped in a bear trap every time someone lightly grazes your person has long been an epidemic in the most worldwide of sport, and almost everyone in this clip appeared to be both infected and handicapped by it.
That said, I can't help but be impressed by how quickly each floundering fraud of an athlete managed to upstage the flop before them. Honestly, if that video had continued being filmed I'm not entirely sure we wouldn't have witnessed an evil-spirited blade of grass cause a sham of a seizure, because as the severity in contact decreased the level of dramatics increased. It was like a comedy sketch in that it became easier and easier to perceive the parody as the same joke kept being made with escalated absurdity. You legitimately couldn't mock the sport of soccer anymore seamlessly than it mocked itself, as hiring good actors to create laughs wouldn't have created anywhere near as perfect a production as just filming bad actors engaging in what was supposed to be an intense competition. Long story short...stereotype, solidified.