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Yup, Justin Bieber's Dad Just Made It Weird...

10/10/2015

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@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️

— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015
You know, for most people this would be humiliating. For most people this would require a "hey dad, could you stop fawning over my package online" text. Awwwkward. I'm not saying a father shouldn't be proud of his son sporting a solid piece of lumber between his legs. Pat yourself on the back for that Jeremy, those are some good genes. However, generally speaking, dick size should never be a topic of conversation between a father and son. Doesn't matter if it's in the privacy of your own home, or on Twitter for millions upon millions of people to see.

Here's the difference. Jeremy and Justin Bieber don't have a normal father/son relationship. Justin Bieber is a celebrity, and everyone knows you can't become a celebrity unless you have a buddy-buddy type relationship with your parents. How the fuck do you think Miley Cyrus turned out like she did? How about Lindsay Lohan? They weren't parented, they were enabled. If you have parents that treat you like their best friend then you either end up living on the streets sharing crack pipes with homeless people or end up rich and famous doing blow off of solid gold toilet seats. That's really the extent of your options. The poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree. If this was Joe Smith from two blocks down whose dick was making waves on the internet and his dad was talking about it like it was a wild animal then I would want to commit suicide for him. However, this is Justin Bieber and he wouldn't be where he is without the lines of communication between him and his dad being wide open to penis talk.
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