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Barry Bonds, At 51 Years Old, Beat The Marlins In A Home Run Contest So It's Safe To Say Steroids Are A Fraud

3/16/2016

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Barry Bonds just beat the Marlins players on a back field HR BP contest. Including Stanton.

— Craig Mish (@CraigMish) March 16, 2016

I can report that Bonds seemed "happy" he won. PG-13 version. "You guys only see that on TV"

— Craig Mish (@CraigMish) March 16, 2016

​Remove the asterisks baby! The entire steroid era is nothing but a web of lies, and I know this because a 52 year old man that used to look like this...
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And now looks like this...
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...is still out there out-slugging one of the best young hitters in all of baseball. If anything, all HGH did was make Barry Bonds slower on the base paths. We should change it's branding to 'Human Growth Hindrance'. Performance enhancing drugs my ass. A needle here and a steroid there had no discernible effect on his ability to hit the ball a mile. He already had that in him. If anything he was selfless for pumping himself full of synthetics just so he could stay on the field. 162 games is a lot of games. Poor guy might have gotten hurt out there if he didn't use illegal substances to pack on the pounds to avoid injury, and only to avoid injury. Shame on the MLB for rubbing his name through the dirt and trying to keep him out of the Hall Of Fame. After all the stolen bases he sacrificed just so he could keep the seats filled. He didn't jeopardize the integrity of the game. If anything he jeopardized the size of his testicles so he could play it more often. You telling me that's not worth celebrating? Usually actors get rewarded for putting on weight for a film, but Barry Bonds puts on a bunch of completely useless muscle just so he can continue to play a starring role in baseball's resurgence and he gets chastised for it? With all the unjust blasphemy he has to endure over the years it's no wonder he's got God on his side.
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