Dwight Gets Caught Threatening A Fan: Should Probably Be Fined Millions Of Dollars

Dwight Howard threatening me.

A video posted by S. Sami (@s_universal) on May 10, 2015 at 7:45pm PDT

Objectively speaking I think there's got to be at least a 5 million dollar fine coming his way, no? I mean, Matt Barnes got fined $50,000 for the kind gesture of offering up his penis to the mouth of James Harden's mother in a potential act of love making. Two single people just trying to figure each other out. What's okay? What's not okay? Is that now a crime in this country. If that's the precedent we set than Dwight bullying a fan needs to be punished to the fullest extent of the NBA law. Look, if I know Matt Barnes like I think I know Matt Barnes, he said "suck my dick PLEASE". Simple miscommunication. Matt has twins he's trying to feed, and there's no doubt in my mind he teaches them table manners. I don't want to get racialist here, but James Harden's mom looks like quite the boisterous, sassy black woman. I feel like we may need another side of the story there. Am I just supposed to take the biased viewpoint of an opponent's mother as truth. At least with this Dwight incident I can clearly hear what both sides said to each other. Look at the threatening manner in which Howard is positioned. Looks like he about to go horn deep in a matador. If NBA fans can't feel safe at games then where is society headed? A 7 foot mammoth of a  human trying to engage in a fight with a fan on the court is far more threatening than a lanky 120 pound shooting guard using his position as a pro basketball player to try to take a dip in the dating pool.

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I thought Dwight had turned a corner. I thought he was ready to take on the role of the bad guy. I mean a dozen children? 50 guns? 20 snakes? Those aren't exactly the priorities of someone that is trying to be accepted by society. Well, surprise surprise, it was all a front. Dwight is still the same softy that talked his way out of Orlando and then greatly underperformed in Los Angeles. He's not the bad guy, he's the bad egg that is spoiling the Rockets chances of even being competitive in this series. Let's be real. the type of person that has 50 firearms and 20 of the most henious animals on earth isn't the same type of person that gets pushed around in the paint and emasculated on a weekly basis. Jesus, the biggest fight that Howard put up in this series was with this fan. Turns out Dwight could actually be a wrestler because his role as the heel is greatly exaggerated and not at all reality. Same old Dwight Howard just with a lot more baggage now. Baggage that, if his supposed interests hold true, he will have a hell of a time getting through airport security.