Do the Lynch's just has horse DNA coursing through their bloodline? How is the ability to "put the team on his back doooe" going to be a family trait? Did Mrs. Lynch have an ongoing love affair with a bull in a china shop or some shit? I can just see Marshawn in the backyard talking to DaVonte like "here's what your going to want to do on this play....run through a ma-fucka face". Then when DaVonte looks back puzzled Marshawn condescendingly tells him "....then you won't have to worry about him no mo". Seriously, that play I just watched reminded so much of so many of his older brother's plays in the sense that that it didn't even make any sense. I hardly even saw the kid for about 95% of that run. I just saw a mass of bodies being willed into the end zone. It was like Spike in 'Little Giants' except instead of a 15 year old actor pretending to carrying a bunch of complicit 10 year old actors like a 'Jansport' it was a high school kid slanging his peers over his shoulder until he got close enough to the goal line to somehow accelerate through it. The only logical thing I can think of is that the Lynch's were genetically modified in a basement laboratory somewhere and a 'Beast Mode' switch was surgically implanted in their lower back. Either that or they are simply not of the same species.
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