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Time To Rejoice Devils Fans, It Appears That Pavel Zacha Is A Newly Single Man

3/22/2016

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No goodbye is easy

— Katie (@katiekindrachuk) March 15, 2016

Yes, I know it is a just a ridiculously vague tweet that's about a week old, but he also deleted about 98% of his Instagram photos that she was in - trust me, that's a lot of deleted photos - annnnnd holy shit, I'm social media stalking an 18 year old Devils prospect...

::takes a moment for self reflection::

Okay, I'm back. Look, I don't know too much about teenage relationships in 2016, but if you go as far as erasing someone from the photographic journal of your life then that shit is OVER. There is no coming back from an Instagram cleansing. I suppose he left the door cracked open by leaving one or two pictures up, but that isn't going to help revive the other 100 he callously spurned forever. I guess this means that either she broke up with him (which would make her an idiot), or that he is an extremely petty and obsessive dude, but either way the deed has apparently been done and now he can be petty and obsessive about the true love of his life, hockey. 

I said it before, the last thing a young attractive (95% no homo) NHL prospect that's going to be living within 20 minutes of New York City needs is a teenage girlfriend. I don't want to overstate this, but she could have potentially stunted the entire growth of the New Jersey Devils franchise. Not to judge, but girls that look like her require every bit of brain power, and Pavel Zacha needs to keep his mind on hockey. Especially since the matching tattoo he has on his chest says everything I need to know about how much she was calling the shots. It may hurt now Pavel, but you are better off in the long run. That batty, hormonal bitch would have been playing so many mind games that you wouldn't have been able to take a shift without worrying about checking your notifications. You're coming to the land of opportunity my beautifully sculpted Czech prince, and nothing kills opportunities faster than young, hot, needy, possessive women.
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