http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/sean-avery-quits-broadway-play--throws-tantrum-over-pizza-offer--report-183228414.html
Yahoo Sports- It was supposed to be Avery’s stage debut, and the first time he would have been relevant on Broadway since John Tortorella benched him ...Alas, it appears Avery will not be joining the ranks of Frank Langella, Alfred Molina and Shrek as Broadway icons. According to Page Six, Avery had a “Shia LaBeouf-style meltdown” and quit his new play days before its opening. There he is. Where have you been Sean? It's a minor miracle we haven't heard from Avery in this long. Like a whining child, he needs his attention. Always has, always will. The life story of Sean Avery has always been about making his life a story. I don't mean that in a positive way. For arguments sake, let's give Avery the benefit of the doubt. No matter how hard that may be. Let's say this stage hand did call him an asshole. That can't be the reason that he threw a fit. Doesn't he know by now that he is an asshole? This girl could have berated him with every derogatory name in the book and it would have been justified. She could have used a megaphone to scream 'cunt' directly into his inner ear cavity and it would have been well deserved. You know how much notoriety the "best friend of the main character" gets? I suppose it varies by play, but they certainly don't get as much as the main character. That's why this temper tantrum ensued. Avery has never been the most talented hockey player, or model, or actor, yet has always demanded the most attention. He is a person that will never be content without the spotlight on him. It's the reason he's not in the NHL. On a MUCH smaller scale, he has suffered the same fate as Terrell Owens, Michael Sam, and Tim Tebow. A player whose talent is surpassed by his baggage. Simply not worthy of the fanfare that follows him. Whether the stage hand called him an asshole or not, he most certainly deserved to be called one. Who turns down free New York pizza? If someone asks me if I want a slice the answer is yes 1,000% of the time. That's as close to a rhetorical question as you can possibly get. I'm not saying you should always eat pizza, but I'm not saying you shouldn't. Especially when is is offered. Only a true douchebag would do that, and Sean Avery is douchebag personified. Turning down free pizza from the pizza capital of the world is like spitting in the face of everyone who doesn't have the opportunity to experience it on a daily basis. Bottomline: Never trust a person that turns down pizza. Most un-American shit I have ever heard. P.S. It's all for the best anyway, who would pay this guy to act…..
0 Comments
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/04/coach-k-obama-is-a-bad-coach-in-the-isis-war.html DailyBeast- The legendary Duke coach said Obama is foolishly telling ISIS what the U.S. team will or won’t do – a bad strategy in both war and basketball. I am not going to sit here and debate every point that Mike Krzyewski made. I truthfully do not care what he has to say. Therein lies the point. Coach K is exactly that; A coach. A coach of a collegiate sports team. He's not a campaign manager. He's not a political activist. He's a coach. Where some people think there should be a strong divide between church and state, I believe there should be a strong divide between sports and politics. After all, we watch sports to stay away from the hardships of reality. Stick to recruiting and drawing up zone defenses, no one wants to hear a college coach discuss military action. Most people barely want to listen to our own president discuss military action. Trying to use sports analogies doesn't help his case either. Christian Laettner could barely defend the paint. The only thing JJ Redick has ever defended in his life is his lackadaisical defense, and maybe his abortion contract. We are going to compare what they did, or didn't do, on a basketball court to defending our country? I use sports analogies as much as anyone else, but I try to use them in comparison to things of which I am knowledgable. That, more than likely, will never include the front lines. If the question is as simple as do I think that our president should be giving away our military strategy, then the answer is obviously no. However, if you want a relatable sports analogy then why not consider that coaches deviate from their original game plans all the time. Who knows what's actually going on in the political war room? Regardless, I like to think the leader of our country and his advisors have a better grasp on protecting our civilians than the Duke basketball coach. The people applauding Coach K are part of the problem as well. They represent people that do not have any respect for Obama as our president. Krzyewski could have stood up there and suggested that we challenge ISIS to a 'winner take all' basketball game and people would have given him a standing ovation. I choose to believe that our government has our country's general well being in mind, whether I agree with their current policies or not. If I can't trust that then I am certainly not going to trust a man that recently lost to Mercer. All the gaudy defensive numbers in the world won't convince me a college basketball coach knows best about protecting our freedom. And now, to lighten the mood... http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kevin-martin-fined--15k-for-sam-cassell-inspired--obscene-gesture--late-in-wolves--loss-to-bulls--video-201524420.html Yahoo Sports- Minnesota Timberwolves guard Kevin Martin has been fined $15,000 for making an obscene gesture during the Timberwolves’ 106-105 loss to the Chicago Bulls on Saturday, Nov. 1, at Target Center, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations. While it may be called the "Sam Cassell Dance" in actual professional sports, it is the "Pedro Cerrano 'Marbles' celebration" first and foremost. Anyone that has any semblance of taste in movies would agree. It was in 'Major League' before it hit the major leagues. I try to abide by one rule in these situations. If it's funny enough it shouldn't be punishable. Pretty much everything Sam Cassell has ever done is funny. Even his fucking looks are funny. I didn't believe in life on other planets until I saw 'Sam I Am'. He presence on Earth actually humanizes E.T. Thanks to Sam, I could be convinced it's based on a true story. Wait, I thought the NFL was the No Fun League? Jesus Pres, take the Thorn out of your Rod. Kevin Martin is just having a little fun. Has Mr. Thorn not seen 'Major League'? Is he not a Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn fan? Better not spite Jobu. Ask Eddie Harris how that worked out. Techinically, I guess grasping your fictional elephantitis of the genitals as you jog back down court is a little inappropriate to the younger viewers. Whatever, they've seen worse on television. 15K for a mildly offensive celebration may not be much for a professional basketball player. However, isn't it kind of piling on? Kevin Martin already plays in Minnesota. That's punishment enough in itself. The Timberwolves haven't resigned a free agent since the first Bush administration. Does the celebration really even count if there were only 12 people in attendance to see it? The game probably wasn't even televised in Minnesota. Even the Bulls fans that were watching probably nodded off from indifference. The only reason this obnoxious celebration should be punishable is it came in a losing effort. Can't be giving the walk off 'marbles' celebration up one with a over a minute left. You're better than that Kevin.
P.S. I can't lie, Sam's is pretty fantastic...
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/3/7152517/mikhail-prokhorov-on-jason-kidd-dont-let-the-door-hit-you-where-the
SBNation- Remember when Jason Kidd made a failed power play within the Nets organization and had to leave to become coach of the Bucks? It turns out Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov was deeply hurt by Kidd's decision to -- wait, it turns out Prok couldn't give an eighth of a crap.
I know I eviscerated Mikhail Prokhorov for his potential sale of the Nets in the future. However, I can't, in good conscience, sit her and tell you I don't love him for the time being. Especially in comparison to that bipolar schizophrenic, Jason Kidd. I don't even want to hear that guys name anymore. First he's the most beloved, most accomplished, Net of all time. Then he joins the Knicks so I have to hate him. Then he becomes the coach in Brooklyn and all is forgiven. Then he basically coerces his way out of Brooklyn to go and coach in Milwaukee. Make up your mind Jason. Stop the ride. I don't want to be on this emotional roller coaster anymore. You are officially dead to me Jason.
Anyway, Prokhorov dropping popular American proverbs right in Kidd's grill is certified platinum material. No coming back from that. When a Russian billionaire says you are inconsequential you are inconsequential. Mikhail wants to get even, and I don't think Jason wants any part of that communist wrath. Regardless of how funny it was to watch Prokhorov emasculate Kidd on national television, he's also not wrong. It's not like Jason Kidd is some prodigy of a coach. A trained monkey could have orchestrated the Nets into the second round last year. I would argue the Nets replacement, Lionel Hollins, is a far better coach. He is certainly more accomplished. You think Kidd's departure bothers Prokhorov? I don't think anything bothers Prokhorov. For example…
What's that you say? He lost 144 million in one year? No big deal. 144 million is the Russian billionaire equivalent of nickel and diming. Probably threw 144 million at a homeless person that was badgering him on his way into Barclays Center. That is perhaps the most baller answer possible to that question. Has money ever mattered less to anyone ever in the history of currency? He just pisses away money as a hobby. He has never seen a single dollar bill in his life. Probably wipes his ass with hundreds. He will give away all the millions in the world, but don't you dare suggest he gives one single fuck.
How about that? Just comparing his bachelorhood to that of the ageless beauty George Clooney. He basically said that he became the most eligible bachelor in the world once Clooney got married. That's what I heard anyway. Can't be getting married when George opened up the bay window to a brand new fleet of available women. Who would satisfy them all if single men lost both their fearless leaders in one year?
If I could wish for one thing in this world it would be for Mikhail to give more interviews. His billionaire swagger shines with the light of a thousand diamond chains. Actually, he probably thinks diamonds are poor people shit. Probably in the process of developing his own unique jewel as we speak. Anyway, I am pro-Prokhorov for as long as he is anti-Kidd.
This video walks a very thin line. Most of the time these videos are corny. Too much pasty white boy, not enough swag. For some reason though, this video just works for me. I think it was the commitment. No hesitation. No self doubt. Just a solid performance from beginning to end. It's almost like his persistence and improvisation was able to outlast the banality of the premise. I legitimately thought this video was set to end like 12 times while I was watching it. No quit in this guy. By the time he went into his iPad set I was all in.
Production value on a hundred, thousand, trillion. The cuts from the up close view to the full set view are flawless. I almost hope they have a remix and somehow work this clip into the video. My man deserves better than a viral video. One thing is for sure, he is making no head way with that co-anchor. Cock block city. He couldn't buy a laugh with all the dance moves in the white boy index. Jesus sweetheart, un bunch your panties for me one time. Let loose a little bit. There hasn't been a muddier stick on camera since the last anal porn blooper reel. If this lady had an ounce of personality we could be looking at the next epic duo. Think Sunny and Cher meets '14 Bonnie and Clyde. Alas, we just have this broad sitting there making everything awkward. Could have been a part of history. In a couple years we will be asking…. http://www.nj.com/business/index.ssf/2014/11/bamboozled_what_happens_when_a_3750_bottle_of_wine_really_costs_3750.html
NJ.com- "I asked the waitress if she could recommend something decent because I don't have experience with wine," Lentini said. "She pointed to a bottle on the menu. I didn't have my glasses. I asked how much and she said, 'Thirty-seven fifty.'" "[The host] was sitting across from me and he handed the bill to person next to him, who handed it to the next person until it got to me," he said. "I showed the gentleman next to me and we were shocked. We couldn't believe it." The total bill was $4,700.61, including tax. The bottle of wine, Screaming Eagle, Oakville 2011 -- cost $3,750. "I thought the wine was $37.50," Lentini said. Is this how low Atlantic City has stooped? Now that billion dollar casinos like the Revel are shutting down due to lack of foot traffic, Atlantic City is just scamming it's restaurant goers? I know things look bad now AC, but you are about to get legal sports betting. You don't have to attempt to bankrupt your customers. Especially you Borgota. The Borgota is like the one casino that can't complain about the stream of money coming in. Anyway, this blame falls mostly on this waitress broad. There are two types of people that are trying to order a $3,750 bottle of wine. The guy that is trying to impress and knows nothing about wine. Generally, that type looks the part. The other type is the wine connoisseur that specifically picks out the bottle by name. It's not hard to tell the difference between someone that wants to order a bottle of wine worth nearly 4 G's, and who doesn't, based on looks alone. The person that says "bring me whatever" differs greatly from the person that says "bring me your finest wine". I think this boils down to whether or not this guy is an avid visiter of Atlantic City. If he is familiar with the culture surrounding the entire area then he should know better than to trust a waitress. Especially one that probably sports a 20:1 chest to brains ratio. I would rather have the bro spitting up his Heinekens on the roulette table make my vino selection. Regardless, if you're in AC you have to realize that everyone, from the visitors to the employees, is there to make a buck. Just because Bobby Flay's is an upscale restaurant doesn't mean it's morally superior to the guy dealing you cards when you're too drunk to see. You can paint your toilet gold, but at the end of the day it's still full of shit. It's debatable whether or not this guy should have known better. However, fact remains he definitely didn't. This guy couldn't tell a $3,750 bottle of wine from cat piss. I know the rich stay rich by penny pinching, but I think a multibillion dollar operation like Borgota has to realize when the bill is theirs to flip. In the grand scheme of things the bad publicity probably costs more than the overpriced bottle of wine. http://www.pennlive.com/opinion/2014/11/the_most_important_part_of_hap.html#incart_m-rpt-1
Penn Live- "As I watched it, I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but I did know that almost none of this "documentary" is based in the truth. I am aware that few people want to believe me and my other children when we say that Jerry is not a pedophile and that he did not commit the horrible crimes for which he was convicted (and given a virtual life sentence in prison)." -Dottie Sandusky I think it's time. Time we euthanize this old bag before she spreads anymore stupidity to an already delusional fan base. Time to take her out behind the barn and put her to rest. I wish the world was flat, so we could set this bitch on fire and launch her right off the side of it. Usually I say things like this is jest. When I say Dottie Sandusky is not capable of being in society anymore I say it sternly. What's lost in the multitude of crimes committed by Jerry is the role his wife played in them. She is as guilty as he is for affecting the lives of countless children forever. I would even say more so than Joe Paterno. Dottie is a battered wife. Not in the traditional sense. She is much like women who put up with spousal abuse and return to the perpetrator for a variety of reasons. Simply because she wanted to believe he could change, or didn't believe he was capable of such heinous acts, she let child abuse happen in her home for years. She stood idly by and enabled Jerry. Only her lack of action didn't affect her well being, it affected the well being of innocent kids. Kids who may very well suffer from distress pertaining to these crimes for the rest of their lives. She is the very definition of an accessory to a crime. There is no debating that Jerry is the biggest criminal in this whole scandal. He is not mentally stable. The ability to touch children without regret is one that is definitive of having a sickness. It's not only for past crimes, but for his ability to commit future crimes that he will likely die in a prison cell. I would argue his wife has a very similar sickness. For her to not have the moral fiber to stand against one of most disturbing crimes that can be committed is deplorable. She should not be allowed to live amongst us and have basic choices between right and wrong. She has proven herself unworthy. When I read the above quote where she says "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry" I felt actual rage. Her inability to see the truth, or her ability to ignore the truth, in the face of 45 convicted acts of sexual abuse is mind numbing. It's not cute. It's not loyalty. 'For richer or poorer' went out the window a long time ago. These two haven't been in good health for decades. There's no reason for anyone to lie. Jerry Sandusky is as guilty as anyone who has ever been guilty of anything. It's not a question of 'if', it's a question of how often and to what extent. Dottie Sandusky's ability to laugh in the face of one of the most egregious sex scandals in history makes her just as guilty as her other half, who now spends his days rotting behind bars. The only thing that is at all laughable in this op-ed is when she says she has a "moral responsibility to set the record straight". She is as bankrupt morally as someone could possibly be. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/03/dad-invites-daughters-all_n_6092180.html
Huffington Post- The father of a 14-year-old rape victim invited the alleged attacker to dinner before burning his genitals with tongs and then strangling him to death. The girl was allegedly attacked by the 45-year-old married man two months ago,reports the Indian Express. How can anyone with a soul tell me this guy should be locked up? If you ask any self respecting man what they would do if they found out who their daughter's rapist was this would probably be a middle of the road response. I'm not sure about starting with the testicles, but to each his own. I would have been cool if he strung him up naked from a flagpole and stoned him to death. A forty five year old man rapes and impregnates your daughter, and your reaction is out of your hands at that point. Human instinct kicks in and you shouldn't be responsible for anything that happens after that. Plus, is it really murder if the person deserves to die? I'm pretty sure that's just an occupational hazard of being a rapist. You really think a prison sentence is enough for someone out of touch enough to rape a child? As a society we have to send a message. Have nonconsensual sex with a minor and you might fuck around and get strangled to death. Another psycho off this planet is a win in my book. It doesn't say in the article, but maybe the guy got a nice last meal out of it before he had hot iron on his genitals. That's a pretty respectful way to enact justice if you ask me. If you gave me the option of dining on a nice filet before being executed I would be pretty psyched for the time being. I absolutely believe the father when he said he didn't want the man to die. Probably still had a few hours worth of tricks up his sleeve. Have to imagine he was pretty pissed when this dude could only withstand your average, run of the mill ball branding. P.S. Prior to being charred, how about the nuts on this guy to casually head over to the father's house for dinner post impregnating his daughter? He was playing with fire well before it was torching his scrotum. That's it. That's the straw right there. Poor camel. Now I officially have to feel bad for Jets' fans. The Saints were bad for like six weeks and I wanted no part of talking football. I can't imagine what it's like to be driven to the point of spending your hard earned cash to speak out against your team. In reality it's money spent in vain. Not only does it make the entire organization, including the fans, look bad, but it also isn't going to get Idzik fired. At some point I am sure he will be given the boot, but I don't think it will be this year. After all, he has only been there for the better part of two years. The franchise was a disaster before he arrived. All the present record proves is that he is not a miracle worker.
However, I don't feel bad for Idzik in the slightest. He clearly doesn't understand how long the Jets fan has had to founder amongst mediocrity. Despite two semi-recent AFC championship game appearances, the Jets have remained the little brother in New York. Meanwhile the Giants, somewhat inconceivably, have bolstered their resume with two more championships. The Patriots, a divisional rival, have dominated the division, and pretty much the league, for the better part of two decades. It is not hard to see how the Jets organization and fan base has quite the Napoleon's complex. Jets' fans don't want to hear John Idzik tell them everything is one step away from sunshine and rainbows when it is more than likely closer to the contrary. Don't piss on their head, from your ivory tower, and tell them it's raining. That's basically what he did after an abysmal, embarrassing loss to the Bills last weekend. So if a 1-8 start, including an 0-8 slump, and an anti-climactic quarterback controversy are worthy of a "Fire Idzik" billboard, I don't know what happens if Mark Sanchez succeeds in Philadelphia. The scary thing is that it's actually possible. Sanchez in a quarterback friendly system with a half dozen premier weapons is much more likely to succeed than he was in New York. If that happens, you might want to surround MetLife with a SWAT team or two. I can only imagine the next step is to set the place aflame. I envision a sea of Jets fans storming the building armed with molotov cocktails and and an alcohol induced rage. Personally speaking, I am glad to see Mark Sanchez playing. Not because I like Mark, or I think he is any good. I just think the NFL is a more entertaining product with him being an active participant. If he is terrible the entire city of Philadelphia implodes. If he is good, Jets nation might turn MetLife into a police state. Either outcome is equally as entertaining to me. However, I would be lying if I said a small part of me didn't feel sympathy for the average Jets fan. Couldn't imagine having to dread waking up every single Sunday. P.S. It took 5 days to raise 10K for the project. That is equals parts dedication and insanity. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/02/feminist-tshirt-row-miliband-clegg-harman_n_6089058.html Huffington Post- A women's rights charity behind a t-shirt campaign is now caught up in controversy over claims the products were made in "sweatshop" conditions has said it will order the clothes be withdrawn from sale if the reports are proven. See, this is my problem with feminism. I would like to thank the Fawcett Society for proving it for me. Not really sure how ED and NICK are involved with a feminist group but that's besides the point. It's probably just some weird sex triangle with Harriet. Given their looks I'm not too prone to delving any deeper. Feminism is a fraudulent concept. It is all about equal rights, equal pay, and essentially a gender neutral society. I have no problem with that. The problem I have is that they rarely do anything that progress towards that goal. It's usually just a bunch of bitching about what men do wrong, or what unfair advantages men are privy to. The movement is called 'feminism'. Nothing about that name screams equality. For instance, homosexual people have a movement. They didn't name it 'queerism'. Their logo is an equals sign. That makes a lot of sense, and it speaks to an eventual goal. Oh look, A feminist group has 16 women stacked on top of each other making shitty t-shirts, in a sweatshop, for pennies an hour? Aren't those women people too? Aren't we all subject to equal rights and equal pay? My point is that feminists don't give a shit about equality they just want to yell and bitch about how unfair life is. The first part of manufacturing is making sure you know where your product is coming from. If they truly didn't know then they are dumber than the slogan that they stand behind. Take a look at those t-shirts. I could make them blindfolded with a Hanes undershirt and a ball point pen. Someone pay me 62p an hour. How could anyone think that production process was legitimate? Kind of takes all credence away from their foundation, huh? Which is pretty ironic since they boasted about their 'feminist credentials' when the Prime Minister refused to wear their shirt. On that subject, what exactly are 'feminist credentials? I would assume that just meant having a vagina. How can you expect any one to take you seriously with a couple self loathing males on board? Rhetorical question. http://elitedaily.com/sports/basketball-player-email-ask-classmates-help-photo/822244/
EliteDaily- A rather amusing email, in which a recently departed Ohio State basketball player asked his classmates for help with an essay, has surfaced. LaQuinton Ross, who forfeited his senior year to enter the 2014 NBA Draft, sent this message to his peers last year after being “lost” with an assignment. Well, I guess it doesn't matter now since he already left school for the NBA Draft. However, this is a bad look for his classmates. For shame. The kid is just trying to do better in school. He admitted he was having a touch time with the assignment. Throw the kid a bone. Furthermore, He already left school. Don't air him out on the internet. There's two parties in the classroom. The professor and the students. Students are supposed to have an unspoken bond to help each other out. You ever innocently miss a few lectures in college and need to snag the notes from a classmate? Was there anything worse then the person that would refuse to give them to you based on some self righteous notion that he/she was better than you for attending class? I didn't think so. This kid didn't ask someone to write the paper for him. Well, maybe that's what he was inferring, but he certainly didn't word it that way. Can't someone just give LaQuinton a hand and get him pointed in the right direction? Geez, this isn't a North Carolina situation. At least he was taking real classes and had to write real papers to earn his grade. So he's no the sharpest knife in the box. Does anyone expect a star basketball player at a major university to be the valedictorian? The student that released this is a pompous asshole. LaQuinton Ross meant more to the university than the person who released this ever did. That much is certain. Don't share his email with negative intentions when all he was doing was trying to do was improve himself. By the way, absolutely hilarious that this kid felt he needed to elaborate on who he was. Pretty sure his classmates didn't think LaQuinton Ross was the Jewish girl with glasses sitting in the front. You play for the basketball team dude. Everyone knows who you are. You were probably 12 inches taller than everyone in class. Your presence wasn't exactly subtle. The Devils have been bad the last two games. Like, really, really bad. The type of hockey where you sit back and scratch your head at how a team that looks so lost mentally is actually beating another group of professionals. Turnovers everywhere. Inability to clear the zone. There's not enough negative words in the English language to accurately describe the brand of hockey that is being played.
With that said, If that's what is takes to win games, I fully endorse it. I'll take ugly wins over undeserved losses every single day. I will sit in the stands and cheer every turnover. Root for Cory Schneider to play the puck more. Hope that Salvador's minutes go up. If I know the end result is going to be 2 points, I will cheer for every dumb ass decision this team makes on the ice. Win ugly, Win often, Just Win Baby. I said it last game and it may have to become the motto for the season. You know how bad these two wins were? The players in the locker room were being interviewed like they lost. The first thing Jagr mentioned was how piss poor they were for a majority of the game. A 3rd period come from behind win, and Jagr can't even justify how they have been winning. He looked like he had a migraine even thinking about the first two periods of Saturday's game. Good for Adam Larsson. Finally getting a big tally in a big spot. Hopefully, that makes it impossible for Petey to drop him out of the lineup. He looked like he got a 10,000 pound monkey off his back when he was celebrating that goal. The kid needs to get a legitimate shot to contribute. He's not nearly as bad as some make him out to be. He's still young and the potential is still there. Are all the people who were on Cory Schneider suicide watch back off the ledge? He's easily been their best player in the last two wins. He's managed to hold the opposition to 3 combined goals in games where his supporting class has been one step above brain dead. The way the rest of them have been playing I am shocked they are even able to dress themselves. However, a win is a win. I will take them however they want to come, even if they are barely watchable.
Fan the flames! Don't stop the fight! Michael Del Zotto is getting roasted and it's pure gold. This time it isn't by opposing forwards either. That's probably the most shocking part about this story. One time intriguing prospect with loads of potential turned journeyman defenseman, Michael Del Zotto, has taken his fair share of hits to his reputation. Usually it has been for the on-ice product. It is comforting to know he is just as much of a loser off the ice as well.
I really don't find this all that surprising. Confidence is a mind set in all walks of life. It translates and shows itself in everything you say or do. Know how a premier prospect turns into a borderline NHLer? Supreme lack of confidence. He is probably one of those people that takes 30 minutes to pick what he wants off the menu. Probably does that thing where he runs into someone and can't decide which way to go like 5 times a day. I would imagine he goes through every outfit in his wardrobe before actually leaving the house. No doubt he has to think about putting one foot in front of the other just to walk down the street. MDZ has never taken a confident step in his life. Just ask the the three teams he has been on in the last three years. Rule number one about talking to porn stars is know that everything you say or do is going to go public. They get fucked in front of millions of people. The people in the pornography profession aren't usually restricted by privacy norms. There is a camera hallway to their colon every single day, pretty sure they don't care if a professional athlete gets a little butt hurt. There's no problem with conversing with porn stars. I would imagine it's probably very fun, but like with anything else, there is a delicate risk vs. reward balance. Maybe don't pester her for dates. I know she's gets naked on camera, but she's still technically a human being. Seeking courtship through people you have already gone out with is about as reliable as a restaurant review from a vegan. I don't completely hate where his head was at though. The biggest problem with dating sites is sifting through people's intentions. Generally men are looking for the next strange vagina, and women are searching for love….or something. If you do your dating through porn stars you are basically guaranteeing yourself that your dates end in the sheets.100% DTF rate. Don't have to worry about buying two dinners and ending up bone dry come closing time. However, you do probably have to worry about performance anxiety. These 'people', quite literally, eat people like Del Zotto for breakfast. I would be shocked if Del Zotto can measure up in the sac. I'd bet my car that he cries during sex. Never been more sure of anything in my life. I would say there probably aren't too many encore performances. Either way, there is a pretty valid upside, but at least give the impression you're carrying some stones under that jock Michael.
Not the look of a confident man...
|
Categories
All
Archives
January 2020
|